I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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