I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
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She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
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The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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