i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
He felt like a one man threesome
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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