If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
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she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
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But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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