Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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