I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
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So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
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My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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