It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
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Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
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Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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