road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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