Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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