I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
