if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
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you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
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Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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