8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
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Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
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"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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