My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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