white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
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What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
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He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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