i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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