The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
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