For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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