if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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