I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
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