I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
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We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
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Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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