Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
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Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
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So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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