was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
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I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
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I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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