i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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