Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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