**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
from now on my penis is your penis
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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