look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
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there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
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The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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