i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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