yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.