At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
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Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
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It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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