tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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