This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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