Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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