About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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