It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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