please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Randomize
