I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
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Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
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2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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