just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
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