If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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