She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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