How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
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