he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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