Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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