He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
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I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
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I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I think my moral compass just broke
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