You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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