After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
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Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
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She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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