I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
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He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
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How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
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