she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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