im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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