I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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