those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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