why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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