Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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