Its about making memories worth repressing
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
He felt like a one man threesome
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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