Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
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just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
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I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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