Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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