Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Randomize
