i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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