I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
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Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
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But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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