I love black thongs
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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