I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
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Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
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dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
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