I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
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Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
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she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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