If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Randomize
